Morgan Elderfield – “F… off, pig, I’m a lawyer. I got 94 in my UAI and I’m sorry you are so inferior and don’t know the law”.
Read the full story »Everyone from time to time needs to vent due to problems that arise from our daily lives, whether they be large or small. So this website was created for just those moments when it gets a little too much, for those times when just hitting the wall, grinding your teeth, swearing at the dog just doesn’t hit the spot. When you want the whole world to hear what you are going through and discuss what pangs you. Here you can sit down, think about the problem in detail and just write it all away. Try it.. it really works!
This site is separated into 3 sections:
Home - the main page containing my blogs – for what is currently going through my head and is open for comments. If you would like to add an article to the main blog list please let me know and I will add you to the list of contributors. This includes articles that you may have already written on your own personal website and I will include your websites link.
Forum - this is open to the public to write about what is filling your mind with angst. It is open for everyone to comment so don’t be surprised if not everyone agrees with your opinion and writes to the contrary – especially if what is on your mind is controversial.
What A Moron! - Every-so-often I come across someone who is such a moron that it's mind boggling! So I have dedicated a page just to 'name and shame' them.
Dick of the Week! - Celebrities tend to be so full of themselves and so beyond reproach that feel that they can do whatever they want.
So yes, I Need to Vent, You Need to Vent, We all Need to Vent – so let off some steam!
Lets face it, we all love Apple’s overpriced iToys. The feeling when you can finally prove to the world that ‘yes I am trendy – see I have proof’. It doesn’t matter the fact that their strict secrecy policies are beating their workers in China to the point of suicide, all is forgiven when you hear the soft ‘whoosh’ when you first open the box, the first touch of the crisp lines and first caress of its femine curves, and the first interaction with the intuitive UI. So luscious indeed!
My question is though, when did Apple suddenly become the benchmark of all things trendy in tech? When did this half eaten fruit gain its godly status? When did I fall asleep clutching my flag shaped Window only to wake up hungry for a bite of an Apple? Whatever the reason, there is definitely a trance inducing allure that falls on anyone unlucky enough to fall under its heavenly light, and I must say that I am finding it hard to resist.
The thing that is starting to annoy me most is not so much of the choices of computers out there that I should buy to fill that space on my desk. What really annoys me is that I have already made up my mind to buy an Apple Computer without really knowing why. I am finding that I am trying to convince myself that there are better options out there that are a lot cheaper and run a lot faster, but yet I am dumbly drawn back to where I was. It’s like trying to convince a homing pidgeon to go on a holiday, y’know somewhere sunny by the beach or something, only to find that he has flown back home again! ARGH!
I know Apple are evil, I know that their products are overpriced, I know that their fanboyz run around with their empty brainless smiles trying to convince you that their new found life is so much better than yours. So what should I do? Should I take a bite of this forbidden fruit? Are all things Apple so much better in iLand? Or is it just filled with empty promises of sunshine, lollypops and rainbows. Or then again, am I putting too much emotional energy into this, as well let’s face it, it’s only a bloody computer!
I was reading in the paper this week how Arnold Schwarzenegger shortened sentence given to Esteban Nunez for the manslaughter of fellow student Luis Dos Santos on the last day of being Governor of California – what a legacy!!
Ok, maybe I am giving too much away about my past-time activities – but I do like watching Emmerdale. I was hooked after my English girlfriend insisted turning it on during dinner. Sigh – is …
Alexandra Nelson – another cow trying to manipulate the court system to get her own malicious way.
Alexandra Nelson – another cow trying to manipulate the court system to get her own malicious way.
Ashley Brawthen – a fine example of a malicious and vindictive biatch.
Ashley Brawthen – a fine example of a malicious and vindictive biatch.
What is up with the youth of day? I have a 14 year old daughter that just does not listen to me anymore. Whenever I speak to her I just get that ‘watching tv’ blank …
I was looking on the internet for the exact meaning of the phrase ‘Fame Wh*re’ but wasn’t able to find anything precise.
Quack Quack Jordan, Quack Quack
From the sound of it it seems quite fitting when …
If you are unfortunate enough to be rejected at the Pearly Gates, then for sure you will bump into these 2 animals – Tracey Connelly and Steven Barker.
For months the courts have banned any publication …
What is happening with trying to feminize everything now-a-days? Dr Louise Livesey is a complete moron if she believes that by trying to change such a brilliant show to become more feminine she will win …
After watching Speed 2 I thought I would start a list of what I consider The Worst Movies of All Time! This list will no doubt get longer but it’s a good start I believe.
Feel …
As the title says! How on earth can this years FHM’s World’s Most Sexist Women be taken seriously! I do agree with Megan Fox and Jessica Alba being in the top 3, but to be …
I think the whole thing is just ridiculous. Yeah protest all you like but when you smash windows and pick fights in the name peace well.. what can I say? Not a bunch of people …
Ok, the story goes like this. Iggy, a cute little black Brussels-Griffon is lonely and needs a home. Ellen DeGEneres sees the dog, falls in love, then decides to adopt Iggy from the non-profit org …
The recent inquest into the death of Princess Di has reported that in her final moments she uttered ‘Oh my God, oh my God.’ Oh really? Hardly breaking news! I’m sure we would all say …
Ok, maybe I am giving too much away about my past-time activities – but I do like watching Emmerdale. I was hooked after my English girlfriend insisted turning it on during dinner. Sigh – is …
I was reading in the paper this week how Arnold Schwarzenegger shortened sentence given to Esteban Nunez for the manslaughter of fellow student Luis Dos Santos on the last day of being Governor of California – what a legacy!!
If you are unfortunate enough to be rejected at the Pearly Gates, then for sure you will bump into these 2 animals – Tracey Connelly and Steven Barker.
For months the courts have banned any publication …
What is up with the youth of day? I have a 14 year old daughter that just does not listen to me anymore. Whenever I speak to her I just get that ‘watching tv’ blank …
