I've been seeing this guy for three months now.  He's nice and sweet, all that gushy crap that you see in the movies.  Plus, I've treated him pretty well.  Flowers, chocolates, breakfast in bed.  The works.   Two weeks ago he leaves on business.  I have sent him TEN texts.  I have called him at least five times.  In that same two weeks, I have received one text reply and zero calls.  What the fuck?  

So today I send a text that just says, "Good morning."  It's been stripped of all the sweet crap like nicknames and well-wishes.  And I finally receive a text back that just says, "Let's meet up on Saturday."  Again, what the fuck?

Just a rant before my head explodes.