Paris Hilton is not very high on my list of influential people and here are some of the reasons why. Quite sad I must say when I see 16yo wanna’be’s strutting the malls with their frog glasses and chiwawa’s. God help us in 10 years when they, like, grow up – so to speak.
I think Paris has a future as one of those Jaywalkers on The Tonight Show. The girl is dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. If you didn’t already figure that out from her crap reality show and personal appearances on various talk shows, you really should read some of her spoken word. It’s… depressing. TMZ obtained a copy of Hilton’s deposition from a lawsuit in which she is accused of spreading lies in gossip magazines about her ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend. Here are a few Paris-isms:
When asked if she knew the last name of a friend, she said, “It’s like a weird Greek name. Like Douglas.”
When asked if she knew of any publications of the story she supposedly fed to reporters in U.K. magazines, she said, “No.. there is stuff in London.”
When asked what she said to her ex-boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend when the two bumped into each other at a club, “I just said to her… she is old and she should stay home with her child instead of being at nightclubs with young people….what else did I say? That she’s not cute at all.”
She said the ex-girlfriend threatened her ex-boyfriend, “He said that she threatened to send Mexican people to come and beat the s**t out of him.”
Describing her former publicist, “a f***ing liar.”
She had to be reminded several times to say “no” instead of “huh-uh” when answering questions.
Do you get the feeling that, when Paris travels, she 1) has no idea where she is and 2) doesn’t care? That really pisses me off.
Hotel heiress Paris Hilton has admitted something the rest of the world already knew – she’s not that bright. The 25-year-old star of The Simple Life made her confession to cops quizzing her about a burglary at the home of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. She was hailed as a crime-fighter when she told Francis, who has made a fortune selling raunchy videos of topless college girls partying, she had overheard on the party scene that a Hollywood hanger-on called Darnell Riley had boasted of breaking into his house.
But when she was quizzed by Los Angeles police it emerged she wasn’t a reliable witness as she could not remember what happened. “Like I really, I don’t remember,” she said on police tapes obtained by the television show Dateline. “I’m not, like, that smart. I forget stuff all the time.”
Riley was arrested after Hilton’s tip-off, and earlier this year was sentenced to nearly 11 years in prison after pleading guilty to residential burglary and attempted extortion.
During the raid he took video showing Francis tied up with his trousers pulled down, while Riley taunted him with a sex toy.
Hilton also told police she was the victim of extortion, after ‘private tapes’ were stolen from her home and an anonymous caller offered to sell them back to her, but that she followed her father’s advice and refused to pay up.
“They wanted money,” she said. “They were tryin’ to sell it to like a newspaper or something. So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life. My dad always taught me. They’ll keep the tape anyway.” Dateline also obtained video of Francis being humiliated but has no plans to show it.